I can't watch that ****, but I like checking out the Ugly Dress Awards, LOL!
Rihanna - SMOKIN!!!!!
Minaj - SUPERFAIL
Adele - Total class act
LL Cool J - Had no idea he was still around, but looking pretty good!
Ice T - still totally badass!
Val Kilmer - looks slimmer, but his face still looks all bloated for some reason.
Ultimate WIN goes to Weird Al Yankovic and Family for this lovely portrait:

They make even Gaga look stale!