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The Masters
« on: April 06, 2011, 02:22:08 pm »
anyone watching The Masters this weekend, unlike The Open (the other great Golf challenge), the Masters is really open to all; doesn't matter if you have a good drive as the course is really made for those with a great short game.

Mickleson is an obvious choice; Woods could even get something; but I fancy Martin Kaymer; current world No.1 and nicely priced at 22/1!
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2011, 05:27:52 am »
I have a funny feeling Tiger Woods is going to start being Tiger Woods again.

Now that his divorce is final and he has settled, it's time to start winning again and getting the endorsements back.

Yes, I believe it all was a work.

His marriage was ending so he created a public scene to lose his endorsements ie reduce what should would get too.

Kobe Bryant already established the formula for redemption.

All Tiger has to do is win a couple of Masters and everyone will forget that he enjoyed the company of sex workers.

People will also eventually realize that his ex wife wasn't a victim - she was a model. She wore what she was told to wear, walk how she was told to walk, take pieces of clothing off as she was told to. The ONLY difference between models and ****s/**** stars is models get to attend nicer galas.

Elin also ****ed for money. She ****ed a guy named Tiger Woods.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2011, 03:11:47 am »
On yesterdays evidence; bar my tip being gone by the cut; Woods improves his putting; then he's in a fine position to challenge.

He is also fortunate enough that whilst now ranked No.7 in the world; none of those above him are as great as when Woods was at No.1, say unlike Tennis when a new No.1 comes along; it's seen as the end of the old guard, I suspect that once he gets that first win under his belt; then he'll be back to being the best there is.
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