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Pirate Metal
« on: November 07, 2011, 09:48:48 am »
Now that's real ****ing metal!





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Re: Pirate Metal
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2011, 11:10:41 am »
Meh.
At first glance, it looked hopeful. However, within 45 seconds I was wishing they would all walk the plank and leave the rum for me.
They are either taking themselves far too seriously, or not seriously enough.
It's not comic enough to be considered a farce, and the musical arrangement isn't strong enough to carry the band.
They need to either stop pretending to be pirates, or stop pretending to be musicians.

Sorry Virus, anyone who buys this crap has been hornswaggled.

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Re: Pirate Metal
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2011, 11:32:06 am »
I wonder if there is a rap Somali version?

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Re: Pirate Metal
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2011, 08:01:04 pm »
Those songs are truly awful

 

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